An official announcement

I love Lisa
a ridiculous amount

a.k.a. Zink to her friends, a.k.a. Petite Chèvre 🐐 to me

Reasons, a non-exhaustive list

  1. Her eyesOne look and my brain forgets what it was about to say. Every single time.
  2. Her cool tattoosShe is basically a walking art gallery, and I have a lifetime pass.
  3. I laugh so much with herMy abs have never been in better shape, and it's all from laughing.
  4. Her goat impressionScientifically indistinguishable from a real goat. Actual goats have been confused. Try it below.

Official Love-o-Meter™

Measuring how much I love Petite Chèvre…

The Petite Chèvre button

My budget version of Lisa's goat impression. (Hers is much better.)

The best day

2 August

The day we got together, and I've been grinning like an idiot ever since.